How I messed up my Mac Book from the first day
A small funny photo-story about the short life of a Mac Book… somehow 
Moment 1: I’v got a Mac Book
Top virale 2007 (U.S.)
Pentru generaţia Internet din zilele noastre, la ordinea zilei se afla vizionarea sau partajarea fişierelor video, in special a celor prezentând momentele comice, jenante sau bizare. Şi cum punctul de referinţă in domeniul video online este YouTube, nu putea lipsi, la trecerea dintre ani, topul celor mai vizionate filme în 2007.
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Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend
Why don’t I have a girlfriend?
This is a question that practically every male has asked himself at one point or another in his life. Unfortunately, there is rarely a hard and fast answer to the query. Many men try to reason their way through the dilemma nonetheless, often reaching a series of ridiculous explanations, each more self-deprecating than the last: “Is it because I’m too shy, and not aggressive enough? Is it my opening lines? Am I a boring person? Am I too fat or too thin? Or am I simply ugly and completely unattractive to women?” When all other plausible explanations have been discounted, most fall back on the time-honoured conclusion that “there must be Something Wrong™ with me” before resigning themselves to lives of perpetual chastity.[2]
Ce mai citim azi… beranger.org
Fascinant de dureros, simt nevoia si impulsul sa ‘copy-paste’ articolul (CreativeCommons 
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Wal-Mart şi fascismul corporatismului contemporan
O dezlânată batere de câmpii pe teme sugerate de un documentar văzut recent. Am mai scris pe această temă cu varii ocazii, dar nu în româneşte. Astăzi ajung şi la «chinezizarea post-modernă şi efectul Wal-Mart al Carrefour-ului» la noi.
Ieri am urmărit pe TVR Cultural documentarul «Wal-Mart: costul piperat al preţurilor mici» (WAL-MART: THE HIGH COST OF LOW PRICE – SUA, 2005). Alături de Antena 3, TVR Cultural este unul din canalele care-şi permit să difuzeze materiale controversate, dar care prezintă adevăruri incomode.
Nu este nimic nou pentru cei care au observat cu atenţie ce se întâmplă în economia mondială şi în cea americană în ultimele decenii (decenii, nu decade, cum neo-cretinii scriu astăzi). Fireşte, trebuie ca observatorul să fi şi intrat şi cumpărat de la măcar un magazin Wal-Mart, şi mai trebuie să aibă suficientă cunoaştere de oameni pentru a se simţi jenat de situaţia lucrătorilor din acel magazin (serios, fără a exista o diferenţă ontologică între Wal-Mart şi Target, totuşi mie mi s-a părut că Target mai are mult până să decadă chiar într-atât).
ANUNT UMANITAR: DONATII PENTRU UN LINUXIST
Astazi am primit de la Cypress urmatoarea stire:
“Chestia sta astfel: un membru al comunitatii Linux are nevoie de ajutorul vostru. Il stiu pe Abibula Aygun de pe vremea cand lucram la MyC. A scris destule articole Linux si am discutat destul de mult cu el ca sa ajung sa il cunosc ca om. Zilele trecute imi spunea ca se interneaza. Acum a venit si diagnosticul: Cardiomiopatie Hipertrofica Obstructiva de gradul II. Exista o solutie, iar aceasta consta in implantarea unui ICD (Internal Cardio Defibrilator) aproape de inima, dispozitiv care sa previna riscul fibrilatiilor. Mi-as dori sa fie gluma, spam sau tzeapa, dar din pacate treaba e serioasa – omul are nevoie de minim 7.500 Euro (cat costa cel mai ieftin implant) si maxim 11.000 de Euro (implant mediu care face si pace-ing)
A fost pus pe lista de asteptare, citez: “se hotareste ca pacientul sa beneficieze de un implant de cardiodefibrilator (pentru care a primit si indicatie) in scop profilactic pentru moartea subita datorita aritmiei maligne care poate sa apara in cazul bolii si va fi trecut pe lista de asteptare pentru implant ICD” dar cu totii stim cum sta treaba in Romania cu listele de asteptare in sistemul medical…
Aygun e din Constanta, e casatorit de un an si cateva luni si are o fetita de 4 luni si jumatate iar pe mine – personal – m-a ajutat de foarte multe ori. Si nu doar cand era vorba de Linux, cu toate ca nu ne-am intalnit face-to-face niciodata.
Oameni buni, e vorba de donatii. Oricine poate contribui cu orisicat, va rog dati un mail la Abibula.Aygun@euro.ro Aceasta adresa e-mail este protejata impotriva spamului, JavaScript trebuie activat pentru a putea vizualiza pagina. . Iar daca lucrati in Linux si aveti un site/forum/blog, va rog sa va consumati cinci minute din viata si sa dati paste la acest anunt.
Din acest moment, acceptam reclama pe MYLRo.org. Toti banii vor fi donati in contul lui Aygun.
Cu respect, Cypress”
http://news.osn.ro/story.php?title=ANUNT_UMANITAR_DONATII_PENTRU_UN_LINUXIST
Anuntul a fost promovat si pe digg.com
Stiti ce aveti de facut si acolo http://digg.com/linux_unix/ANUNT_UMANITAR_DONATII_PENTRU_UN_LINUXIST
Update:
Conturile în care puteţi dona sunt:
Raiffeisen Bank, sucursala Constanţa, unitatea 22
EUR – RO10RZBR0000060009889363
RON – RO75RZBR0000060009889357
‘Piramidala’ de pe pcnews.ro
(sau cum sa-ti premiezi prietenii, atragi un trafic imens, publicitate gratuita… etc., fara munca multa sau vre-un alt efort – pe scurt, teapa!)
Am auzit de curand despre asa-zisul concurs lansat de asa-zisul sit pcnews.ro, de fapt un weblog WP, avand o asa-numita tematica, tehnologia (sau domeniul TI, inca nu mi-e clar) si, pare-se intretinut de o asa-numita (sau autodenumita) redactor sef (sic!) Raluca Dina. (Who are you, girly, anyway!?)
Chuck Norris vs. Linus Torvalds
I’m sure everybody remembers facts on Chuck Norris, and here are Linus Torvalds facts!
Look at the picture, do you see any differences, don’t you? 
Linus Torvalds once found a segmentation fault in the universe.
Linus Torvalds can run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t die, he simply returns zero.
Linus Torvalds first written program had artificial intelligence.
Linus can divide by zero.
Linus Torvalds runs Linux on his wristwatch and toster.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t receive error messages.
There is no theory of probability, just a list of events that Linus Torvalds allows to occur.
Linus Torvalds does not sleep. He hacks.
Linus surfs the web using nothing but netcat.
Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
Linus made the red pill.
Linus Torvalds didn’t learn from the University of Helsinki, the University of Helsinki learned from Linus Torvalds.
Linus Torvalds once developed a programming language so good that it makes python look like punch cards.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to boot.
Linus is real, unless declared Integer.
Linus doesn’t push the flush toilet button. He simply says “make clean”.
Linus Torvalds has no dependencies.
Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.
Linus Torvalds sleeps with nunchucks.
Linus can enrich himself simply by chowning your bank account. He does not do this because there is no challenge in it.
There are no man pages for Linus Torvalds, only god pages.
Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds… in his head.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t wear glasses anymore not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.
Linus Torvalds can use a nice level lower than -20.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t need to mount his drives.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t debug. His programs are always perfect.
Linus Torvalds can install Linux on a dead badger.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t need backups. He just uploads his files and lets the world mirror them.
Linus Torvalds is taking over the world. Microsoft is just a diversion so that no one would suspect a mild mannered Finnish programmer.
Linus Torvalds already has Linux 3.0. He is just keeping it to himself to build suspense.
Linus Torvalds didn’t design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.
People pray to Jesus, but Jesus prays to Linus Torvalds.
Linus need not worry about Microsoft patent crap, he simply do `sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null`.
Linus Torvalds is more powerful than root.
If you could read Linus Torvald’s mind, you’d find that his stream of conciousness is entirely in binary.
Linus scared A and B away, so they had to make C.
Linus only has 2 buttons on his keyboard ’1′ and ’0′
Linus’s kernel never panics.
Linus does not use the GCC, he _writes_ binaries.
Via: http://www.linuxscrew.com/2007/10/28/fun-chuck-norris-vs-linus-torvalds/
"and then one more year becomes one more year and you’ll forget me soon i fear"
Let’s leave tonight
one last time
before it gets to cold
just one more round
in that tourist town
with another home for sale
and then one more year
becomes one more year
and you’ll forget me soon i fear
through the crooked roads
and the static codes
on the hotel radios
[missing]… broken down again
[missing]… so still around …. from the rain
[missing]… and it won’t play
[missing]… till you say you’re ok
and the motor starts
it’s cold and vicious heart
moves me close to you each day
and when i arrive
my god you’ll be surprised
of all the lines that changed
and one more year
becomes one more year
and lights become less clear
so let’s meet the road
tonight we’ll drive back home
forget the hotel radios
[missing]… broken down again
[missing]… so still around …. from the rain
[missing]… and it won’t play [missing]…
till you say you’re ok
Junior Boys
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